I'm paraphrasing... but this is what I’m pretty sure I heard during a profile on a player from George Washington who is highly regarded for his monster slam dunks.

"Everytime I dunk, I try to put pain on the rim." -- Pops Mensah-Bonsu, 6-9 senior GW Colonials. (because why would he try to put paint on the rim? Or maybe he was trying to take paint off?? I'm pretty sure it was put pain on the rim.)

It's hard to beat Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, but Pops' full name is Nana Papa Yaw Mensah-Bonsu. I think Pops wins. However they both would have to get to the Final Four to play against each other.
And of course there's the all-time great, Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo. (I have had that memorized for years...)